Happy Birthday to America! And Happy Long Weekend to Us!
NSK is taking a long weekend because two days is not nearly enough time to love America.
At least it’s not if you’re doing it right. The way America likes demands it.
While we enjoy the sun and beer you at home (or work. Suckers) enjoy this video which is the greatest thing this country has ever done.
When the fuck are we going to get jet packs? It’s 2010, damn it. I can hold the internet in the palm of my hand. The next step after that is jet pack.
Matt and Chad