Son, I’m going to teleport your wang off.
I just figured out the best possible application of my powers: Jewish bris ceremonies.I know nightcrawler is master of portals and Christianity (except when he found out that his entire religious journey had been manipulated by a mutant-hating cult who planned to make him Pope, murder millions with poison waifers, reveal Nightcrawler’s true form and convince the world that the Devil was in form on earth). Maybe I can convert to Jewdaism and corner a niche market.
So say I can teleport and I grab a dude’s uncircumcised penis. I could theoretically teleport away and take just the skin with me. He wouldn’t even feel a thing because I teleport through the no-pain dimension or something.
Age of Apocalypse Nightcrawler did something similar, if you can taking off Warbird’s fingers as equivalent to your boyhood.
A bris isn’t that hard of a procedure, you can even find instructions online!
Yes, I would have to grab penises all day, but that’s a lot of money made for 30 seconds of work. Do Jewish kids keep that skin? Make stem cells out of it?
As a note, Nightcrawler/Blink/Abyss need to be going for the genitals ALL THE TIME. Grab, stun, teleport and castrate him.