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Destructobox: Bear Warrior

This is my finest acting to date. A few months ago, Destructobox co-creator Joey Reinisch told me they had a role for me in their amazing internet series. I was ecstatic. I had been begging for a character. I was told I was a crazed hunter. I was in love with it!

Then I found out Bear Warrior’s a dry bastard. I can see why I was chosen. This is one of DB’s best shorts, but it’s not because of me. I was just there.

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Destructobox: Beard of the Damned

This episode of Destructobox is their most ambitious yet. Co-creator Joey Reinisch told me finishing it is “like taking the biggest most satisfying dump ever.” (Phil McLaughlin could not be reached for comment on taking poops”.

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Destructobox: The Lint Trap

The latest episode of Destructobox features the voice talents of Indiana/Los Angeles friend and star, John Druska. You may know him best as Shaving-Wolverine-Guy or That Scared Dude in That Nextel commercial.

We never know what happens to Lint Man. Sequel? Spoiler alert?

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“Panty and Stocking” is what American animation would be without the FCC

NSFW if the sounds of a girl having sex throughout the trailer is something your co-workers wouldn’t want.

This is what we get America. This is what happens when we have an entire generation of youth become obsessed with Japanese culture. You ever let someone share drinks from a 2 liter of soda? And you both just take swigs from it? You let that person drink enough of it, you know you’re going to be getting a good deal of their backwash. It’s just what happens in the transfer process.

Panty and Stockings with Garterbelt is the backwash Japanese people now deal with. This analogy only works if you think backwash is delicious.

Here’s how the trade works:

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Destructobox: Bum Nuts

Destructobox is on a roll of comedy, rocking Newgrounds’/The Internet’s face off. Do you know how you’ve made it on The Internet? When people do fan art of your characters (that aren’t as fox people).

Their newest update features a cameo by Brett Alexander, who once beat me at a stand up open-mic. So love the new Destructobox, hate Brett Alexander.

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Destructobox: Glotion Sickness

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Video Friends: Destructobox – Vinegar Tea Party

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