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Destructobox: “Thparticus”

We love Destructobox at Nonstop Karate, partly because co-creator Joey Reinisch is part of our wrestling tag-team of writers LOLJK. If you enjoyed DB’s “Box Lunch” short on Mondo Media, you might have noticed some wonderful Television background audio. In fact, you might have said “Shut up, main characters. What is that beautiful voice I hear?”. That would be myself and the wonderful Aaron Waltke improvising what our hearts truly lust for: gay sex scenes in Showtime shows.

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Destructobox: “Snow Plowin'”

If you didn’t know, our own beloved Joey Reinisch has moved his webseries with Phil McLaughlin over to Mondo Media. That’s big. And they’re the most controversial series Mondo’s run in quite some time. That says something. I don’t know what it means, but it’s big. Big. A few smaller episodes have made it up, but the winter classic ‘Snow Plowin'” is airing in the warm month of March.

Enjoy.

The Caveman Journals Vol I of I: “Guh”

11:05 – Guh still tired. Sun up in sky but body no want move. Guh need motivation.

12:04 – Laundry pile as high as cave open. Should start cleaning clothes and not keep buying more. Read the rest of this entry

Aquaman Will Rock Your Fucking Balls Off

by Aquaman

Hey everybody. Arthur Curry here, or as some of you hipper cats may know me as, AQUAMAN. Its cool, its cool. I know I’m awesome. Ladies stay back, I still have business to get done here. As we approach a new wave of super hero inspired moves like Thor, X-Men, and Captain America, there is one thing that all these movies lack: Aquaman. I have done my superhero duty, righting this horrific wrong, and given the world the first taste of the Aquaman movie it so justly deserves (provided proper funding and distribution deals). To wet your whistle (and other things), here’s some Concept Art:

And now without further ado, the TRUE story of me.  Aquaman.  Written by me, Aquaman. Read the rest of this entry

Nonstop Karate are King Makers

Some might say that Destructo Box was a successful underground web series that didn’t really take off until they started getting their updates posted on NK. Some might say this blog had nothing to do with it, and we merely recognized a good thing that was already on its way when we saw it. More than likely the latter.

Destructo Box has been picked up by Mondo Media, master of series such as Dr. Tran, Happy Tree Friends, Dick Figures and Cat Slap. Read the rest of this entry

LOLJK Survival Guide: Chapter 37 – I JUST KILLED THIS HOOKER

Hi everyone!  Joey and Kyle here to give you the first taste of what will end up being a weekly staple here on Nonstop Karate. The “comedy” in our posts has been described as dark, cringe worthy, “alright I guess”, unenjoyable, and erotic (in an “I accidentally saw my Grandma naked and my boner is confused” type of way.)  Whether it be Joey/Kyle/the collective hive mind known as LOLJK, please enjoy our terrible, terrible words.

In this first installment, we take an excerpt from the LOLJK Survival Guide (coming soon to booksellers nation wide). This particular chapter deals with a problem everyone has dealt with at one time or another. But worry not, the experts are here to see you through.

It doesn’t really matter how it happened.  Some lady that you were going to graciously pay for adult services is now inconveniently dead on your hotel flor. While we all know it’s unprofessional to die in the middle of a transaction, you must keep your wits about you. Apart from the giant kink this just threw in your evening’s plans, if you don’t play your cards right, the effects of the soulless dead thing on your floor could have a longer lasting effect than the incessant burning in your bathing suit area. So grab your handbook and follow each of these steps carefully:

1) RELAX
Take a deep breath and give yourself a moment to regain your wits.  Don’t feel rushed, at this point you’re “off the clock.”  This is the time to brush your teeth to get the hooker spit out of it, put on some pants, shower, and attempt to look like someone who ISN’T hauling a dead body around. Read the rest of this entry

Destructobox: Bear Warrior

This is my finest acting to date. A few months ago, Destructobox co-creator Joey Reinisch told me they had a role for me in their amazing internet series. I was ecstatic. I had been begging for a character. I was told I was a crazed hunter. I was in love with it!

Then I found out Bear Warrior’s a dry bastard. I can see why I was chosen. This is one of DB’s best shorts, but it’s not because of me. I was just there.

As always, you check out more Destructobox at their main site or vote on their stuff at Newgrounds. They need your love.